Porxyology: The best subject I have ever learned from my seniors, no matter how long they kept me full Monty and how many blood clots and fractures i have acknowledged during ragging. I believe this kind of ragging is no more active. But i still love them. Believe me, anti ragging committee is the biggest ragging group in the college.
Topology: The best method to copy an engineering drawing sheet, no drafters, no roller scales, no calculators and no brain usage. Just a bucket, a lamp and a plane mirror. Who the hell derived E=MC2, let me topo it.
Vital Stats: Arrange last ten years question papers before examination. Apply all the permutations and combinations to arrive at your own strategic examination paper, else go ahead and read the entire syllabus, check out how many cigarettes you are left with in case of a night out. Alarm clock comes into picture then.
Zero or Hundred (No random variables): I still believe in this funda…Either I want to be at the pinnacle of something or at the bottom watching the next door sexy girl with voluptuous figure…Let me teach her the figure zero mantra.
Revolutions Per Joint (RPJ): If you are fond of reading books, just throw them right away, roll up a joint and tune in floyd or Jim Morrison… now measure the torque experienced by your charged brain. No calci, no regression or correlation, no Java, .net or SPSS…where the fuck is my flying machine…:)
Combo Tech: Have you ever seen hardcore drunkards swilling alcohol like anything or a big time doper, tell me?? Now tell me have you ever seen an extremely studious guy, a branch topper, you must be saying, yes, of course man what’s new in that. But you will never expect a fusion of these two qualities in a single person; yes they do exist. I still wonder how they managed it.
Disco: The disciplinary committee is always a pain in the ass when you want to do something meaningful and creative. Five to six old asses teaching you how to behave in this shrewd world…but they do have a frustration of not enjoyed life during their college days… poor guys...
Disclaimer: Any views or opinions presented in this post are solely those of the college trends and do not necessarily represent those of the author. The post contains a random load of nonsense and is not intended to apply in your personal life…:) Copyright by Thoughts and Me…The last person who copied my stuff now walks with a limp and speaks with a lisp… Kidding..:)







